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Happy Fucking Birthday!

I have some interesting information for those of you who are about to turn 50.

You are about to receive a surprise from the Australian Government.

No, it isn’t a birthday card from the Prime Minister or the Queen.

It’s a Bowel Cancer Screening Test Kit.

NOICE!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 at 3:13 pm and is filed under Health, Dammit!, Morons. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

7 Responses to “Happy Fucking Birthday!”

  1. Wendy Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    I didn't get one! lolol

  2. Greg Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    This sounds very thoughtful...at least one person definitely remembered your birthday! What a joyous way to celebrate a half-century...NOT!

  3. rah Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    holy shit, are you serious?!

    wait, bad time to say "holy shit", huh? lol

  4. Kelley Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    *deep breath*

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  5. zuzu Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Wow the government is very concerned for your bowel health - now how *do* you use this kit?

  6. Cassie Says:
    August 13th, 2008 at 2:12 am

    LMAO! Now THAT is a good birthday present right there. haha.

  7. Mellissa Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    What a shitty present.

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